Ugly Sweater Soap

When it comes to holiday gifting, there’s an old adage that says, “It’s the thought that counts.”

But how much can that thought be worth if the gift is a pair of “cute” fun socks no man wants? Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap – Ugly Sweater Edition represents more than just a nice thought.

Made of premium ingredients that feature the warm, woodsy scent of Burning Yule Logs, and packaged in a keepsake box, it’s a wonderfully fragrant reminder that the material things matter just as much as the thought.

GIFTING SPECS:

At 10 oz., it's 3x bigger than other novelty soaps

Made in the USA by humans, not elves

Has a warm, woodsy scent. It might be inspired by the holidays, but a man will want to smell like this in August. (Same scent as our Campfire soap.)

Less expensive than a new table saw, but almost as appealing

A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military

Size: 10 oz.



Duke Cannon hails from a simpler time. A time when the term handyman was redundant. A time when chivalry and patriotism weren’t considered old- fashioned. A time when you never put the word salad next to bar.

But something happened along the way. Men were encouraged to put down their lug wrenches and pick up their phones to hashtag for help. Substance was replaced by the flash of guys taking selfies. And instead of getting up before dawn to build railroads, men started going to the gym at 9 a.m. to ride pretend bicycles.

As any historian worth his salt will tell you, this country was built by folks with a sense of purpose. Duke Cannon’s purpose is simple: to make superior-quality grooming goods that meet the high standards of hard-working men. Their products are tested by soldiers, not boy bands. And they’re made in a little place we like to call the United States of America.